The Stone Age Caveman Diet

Cave Dwellers - Humorous Prehistoric Article

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Once upon a time there lived a cave dude named Url. Url spent his days frolicking with the large dinosaurs that littered the overgrown forest, but they could not completely satisfy his manly needs for companionship. And the dinos had probs. BIG probs.  

In a nutshell, they were:

1.  T-Rex woke up cranky most mornings.  ("For gosh sakes, Url. Can't you find me a human for breakfast that doesn't have teeth, nails or hair?")

2. Brontosaurus experienced digestive issues due to massive consumption of greenery. ("Url, the dog did it. I promise.")

3. Triceratops had one too many horns. ("Let's play leap frog one more time, ok?")

4. Pterodactyl fluttered about but had difficulty finding a spot to land. He was what Url defined as a flapper.  ("Why does everything flap when I fly?")

5. Stegosaurus kept leaving treasure around the cave, specifically the cave floor. ("A rug will fix that.")

So, what to do? Url decided that he needed a new playmate to frolic with, one who wasn't cranky in the mornings, who didn't have digestive issues, who was easy going, who didn't like to flutter all over the cave, and who didn't leave hidden treasures lying around, but rather excelled in cave cleaning.

By and by, Url met Jane Cave Person.  And after much deliberation, he decided that four out of five wasn't that bad.

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