Arrrr,
Matey! Baton down the hatches and
pull up the anchor cause we're settin' sail
for the Diet Seas! And thar's
no telling whut we may find on our diet
seafaring adventure - be it a dead trout
hangin' a wave, or a feisty diet mermaid
temptin' us with a crème-filled object.
But take
heart, cause yore on board with a seasoned
Diet Pirate who forced over 100 pounds
to walk the plank - to fall straight in the
arms of the briny deep herself! She
won't fail ya.
So settle
back, grab yore diet soda, or yore skimmed
milk, or imaginary mug of dark ale and this
Diet Pirate will show ya the Diet Ropes
that won't leave ya hangin' wind with that
unfortunate trout we just mentioned.
