Fish or cut
bait.
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Source: (American)
Jackie decided that
her body needed a major overhaul. A diet - that is what she needed. Five days
into her diet plan, Jackie visits her Aunt Rona.
To celebrate, they go to a fancy bar-b-que restaurant where the floors are dusted with peanut shells, and
where tin buckets of the peanuts are roosted as the centerpiece of the tables.
Jackie and Aunt Rona have so much fun, shelling the peanuts, then tossing them on the
floor.
Throwing her diet to the wind, Jackie orders ribs, potato salad, cole slaw, fried cheese bites and homemade biscuits - made daily by the restaurant. (Maybe we should call these restaurant-made biscuits, eh?) For dessert, Jackie orders a triple-decker, triple-deluxe chocolate cake topped with chocolate ice cream, chocolate whip cream, and a chocolate covered cherry.
Next, they head off to the movies. Jackie collects a bucket of hot buttered popcorn to enjoy with her aunt during the chic-flick.
On Monday, Jackie gets back on her diet. She's been pretty Diet Bad for the last few days, so it's time to get back on track. On Wednesday, co-worker Judy arrives to work with donuts to celebrate the Birthday of the Boss. Ooooh. Chocolate covered donuts. "I'll have two," decides Jackie.
On Thursday, Jackie returns to her diet plan, but is off again by Friday night as it's Girl's Night Out and it's a-lodda-enchiladas at the local Mexican restaurant.
By Monday, Jackie is getting so frustrated with her diet plan. She's lost NO weight and it's so frustrating. In actuality, Jackie should thank her Lucky Star that she hasn't gained weight. Off her diet - on her diet - off her diet - on her diet! Diet roller coasters are not only scary, they can be deadly when they come across a triple-layered cake resting on the rails. To rectify, Jackie must leave the Diet Bait alone and simply concentrate on her diet plan until she reaches her weight loss goals. And then, oh what a Fish Story she will have...
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