The Caveman Diet

The modern day caveman kisses the wife on the cheek and heads off to the daily grind, thoughts of a late breakfast on his mind. There hadn't been time back at the old cave as the rugrats had proved difficult this morning.

Stopping at the fast food joint on the way to work, the modern day caveman grabs a sausage, biscuit, cheese, egg concoction containing more calories and fat than the Ark had animals, as he drives along the highway at a fast clip, his breakfast in one hand, his other hand making a fist and lifting it at a rather careless driver.

When our modern day caveman arrives at work, he receives a quick ear-chewing from his female boss, his spirits dashed for the day. Furthermore, he is on the layoff list. Great.

With all the stress of the modern day caveman, he can barely focus on his job - much less his diet which consists of far too much fat, far too many calories. His daily diet is the last thing on her mind - and it was about the only thing on the mind of the prehistoric caveman.

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