The Tortoise & the Hare

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The Tortoise & the Hare - Diet Fables

The Tortoise & the Hare

A Diet Fantasy Story by Diet Bites

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Once upon a time there lived a tortoise and a hare. Both lived in the small animal kingdom of Crisco & Wesson. Both were very hip on fitness and very keen on getting in their daily exercise, as well as watching what they ate.

One day, Hare told Tortoise, " You are so slow when you exercise! Why, I can exercise circles around you! Why, I can do my exercises in one-tenth the time that you can. Why, I'm the best looking beast in the kingdom! Why, I am the fittest beast in the forest. Why -"

" Why don't you shut up," Tortoise slowly eased out. Sometimes, Hare raked him the wrong way. Why did Hare always have to act like he was better than everyone else in the kingdom? Just because he was quick, didn't mean he was best.

Yes, he was quick with his exercises - but Tortoise himself had more defined muscles. His shell was tough, toned and it glistened like a moonstone in the dark. Hare's didn't. And yes, Hare was quick with the ladies - but his lovemaking wasn't the talk of the village kingdom. They seemed to prefer Tortoise himself and his slow, easy moves. So yes, quick was not always best!

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